Black People and Fried Chicken

From here.
Just following NBC’s example in celebrating Black History Month. More: The NBC cafeteria’s white supremacist chef speaks.

From here.
Just following NBC’s example in celebrating Black History Month. More: The NBC cafeteria’s white supremacist chef speaks.
A Pew Research Center phone survey has found that Republicans have more political and economic knowledge than Democrats.
A guy develops artificial-intelligence technology and the only marketable application he’s been able to find for it is a 5-foot-7, 120-pound talking sex robot. Or so he says.
In March, Italy will open the first prison designed exclusively for transgender inmates. Interesting tidbit: most of the 30 transgender criminals were convicted for prostitution or drug-related offences. Victimless crimes – if you don’t count the taxpayers, who are left with the bill for building the prisons and keeping the prisoners in.
The reason why the divorce rate is down: no one can afford to keep the house?
A recession is a bad time to get divorced — especially if your home has sunk in value along with the rest of the housing market.
Last year, the divorce rate in the U.S. fell 4% after rising 7% in 2007, according to a report released recently by the National Marriage Project. Although the news might cheer family advocates, it suggests something else to project director W. Bradford Wilcox: that couples with depreciated home values might be waiting to split until the market rebounds.
Hmm, I wonder if their religion has anything to do with it:
Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” . . .
The U.S. army medic also told members of the research unit that she and her colleagues had to explain to a local man how to get his wife pregnant.
The report said: “When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, ‘How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.’”
The Pashtun populations are concentrated in the southern and eastern parts of the country. The Human Terrain Team that conducted the research is part of a military effort to learn more about local populations.
The report also detailed a disturbing practice in which older “men of status” keep young boys on hand for sexual relationships. One of the country’s favorite sayings, the report said, is “women are for children, boys are for pleasure.”
The report concluded that the widespread homosexual behavior stems from several factors, including the “severe segregation” of women in the society and the “prohibitive” cost of marriage.
Yeah, you could say that homosexual behavior is widespread in Afghanistan when even the Taliban is flamin’ gay:
No, really. Climate scientists say so. Must be true.
No, not a joke:
When it comes to hiring staff, there are plenty of legal pitfalls employers need to watch out for these days.
So recruitment agency boss Nicole Mamo was especially careful to ensure her advert for hospital workers did not offend on grounds of race, age or sexual orientation.
However, she hadn’t reckoned on discriminating against a wholly different section of the community – the completely useless.
When she ran the ad past a job centre, she was told she couldn’t ask for ‘reliable’ and ‘hard-working’ applicants because it could be offensive to unreliable people.
Mrs Mamo, a divorced mother of two, added: ‘I had to battle to have “must speak English”, which they also said was discriminatory.
You never hear about ridiculous PC tyranny like this in any of the new democracies in Eastern Europe, nor in some third-world hell hole like Russia or Yemen. No, it’s always a declining Western country that, by habit, calls itself a democracy. Usually Britain.
Government-provided health care: cancer sufferers are denied treatment because it’s deemed too expensive, but their taxes are used to pay for a 16-year-old’s sex-change operation.
“Health care was supposed to be done by August, now it drags on forever, like Stalingrad!”
Homeopathic A&E – a sketch from the fourth episode of series three of “That Mitchell and Webb Look”, a British television sketch show.
Field of Dreams in Italian: If you won’t come, we’ll take it apart:

It’s all in the name, as one blogger realized all the way back in August:
As the Democrats in Congress are struggling to get the rest of America on board with their proposed health plan, I can’t help but wonder if a better name wouldn’t help. Take a page from the Republican playbook. They give bills names that are loaded with meaning and are difficult to vote against without looking bad. Who would vote no on something called No Child Left Behind? Who wouldn’t support the USA Patriot act? So I propose that the Senate rename their bill the American Legislative Insurance For Everyone act, a.k.a. the American LIFE act.
Who could vote against the American LIFE act? What Senator wants to be up for reelection and hear their opponent ask “Why did you vote against American LIFE, Senator?”
I bet they wouldn’t be praying for a miracle in Massachusetts today had they heeded this advice.
Oh, wait:
I floated the idea on Twitter and while many people thought it was a good idea, others rightly pointed out that the word “For” is often omitted from acronyms, so Republicans could just call it the American LIE act.
Those pesky Republicans, always getting in the way of a good lie.
Haiti six days after the quake: looters in knife fights with other looters, piles of bodies being dumped into mass graves, doctors amputating legs with hacksaws, and looters stealing bags from other looters killed by police. And a man renting cell-phone chargers by the hour:

Haiti earthquake victims in a field hospital, many in critical condition and grasping at life, watched doctors and nurses leave them to die Friday night because the United Nations had ordered the medics’ evacuation out of security concerns. They even took most of the medical supplies with them:
Port-au-Prince, Haiti (CNN)– Earthquake victims, writhing in pain and grasping at life, watched doctors and nurses walk away from a field hospital Friday night after United Nations officials ordered a medical team to evacuate the area out of security concerns, CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Sanjay Gupta reported.
U.N. spokesman Martin Nesirky said Saturday that the world body’s mission in Haiti did not order any medical team to leave the Port-au-Prince field hospital. If the team left, it was at the request of their own organizations, he told CNN.
Gupta assessed the needs of the 25 patients, but there was little he could do without supplies. And more people, some in critical condition, were trickling in.
Gupta monitored patients’ vital signs, administered painkillers and continued intravenous drips. He stabilized three new patients in critical condition.
“I’ve never been in a situation like this. This is quite ridiculous,” Gupta said.
He reported that the doctors and nurses began returning Saturday morning.
With a dearth of medical facilities in Haiti’s capital, ambulances had no where else to take patients, some who had suffered severe trauma — amputations and head injuries — under the rubble. Others had suffered a great deal of blood loss, but there were no blood supplies left at the clinic.
Gupta feared that some would not survive the night.
He and his television crew stayed with the injured all night, long after the medical team had left, long after the generators gave out and the tents turned pitch black.
Gupta said the Belgian doctors did not want to leave their patients behind but were ordered out by the United Nations, which sent buses to transport them.
Retired Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, who led relief efforts for Hurricane Katrina in 2005, said the evacuation of the clinic’s medical staff was unforgivable.
“We can’t be leaning so much toward security that we allow people to die,” he said Saturday.
“Search and rescue must trump security,” Honoré said Friday night. “I’ve never seen anything like this before in my life. They need to man up and get back in there.”
Honoré drew parallels between the tragedy in New Orleans and in Port-au-Prince. But even in the chaos of Katrina, he said, he had never seen medical staff walk away.
“I find this astonishing these doctors left,” he said. “People are scared of the poor.”
If those contemptible U.N. bureaucrats were so concerned about the doctors’ security amid reports of looting – why didn’t they send some of these armed “peacekeepers” you see in the video to protect them while they tried to save lives? And what kind of doctors leave their patients to die, even if ordered by a bunch of U.N. scum? What would have the “peacekeepers” done if they had refused to leave – shot them?
If you are surprised by the U.N.’s appalling inhumanity, remember the 2004 Asian tsunami when these world-government wannabes announced they’d be moving in with aid – but not before building a town for U.N. staff complete with all the comforts and conveniences they were used to, including a movie theater. The U.S. military, meanwhile, was bringing aid on Navy ships and helicoptering it ashore.
UPDATE: The CNN article has been updated and now says that the Belgian medics’ chief coordinator said it was his decision to evacuate them. He says the U.N. declined his request to provide security personnel for the night and told him the “peacekeepers” would only be able to evacuate the team. What does the U.N. keep armed men on Haiti for if they are not available to protect doctors trying to save people who are bleeding to death?
Goel Ratzon, 60, is alleged to have kept the women and children as slaves in squalid apartments around Tel Aviv, and suspected of fathering children with some of his own daughters. How did he manage to get so many women? He picked Orthodox Jews and told them he was the messiah.
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